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quazza:

what if bodies just had random errors like computers do

you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor

(via pizza)

zelour:

that feeling of when you’re in a group of friends
but you’re not really in that group of friends

(Source: zelo, via orgasm)

yologna:

stop the alphabet at t cuz i dont want none of u

(via tinychatting)

buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

(via tinychatting)

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

(via lamejake)

guy:

bagmilk:

7 year olds are fucking assholes

i can’t believe so many kids are starting anal at such a young age

(Source: heteroh, via raiseyourpizza)

kindofsharethat:

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(via gnarly)